my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
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Cocaine, Ecstasy and Lsd, in that particular order, can turn you into a gummy bear.
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did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the !@#$%^&* up and go to bed
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